Who am I?No he's not just some random tattooed geezer with a dodgy tash.

He is in fact a Hollywood A-lister.

But who the jeepers creepers could it be?

Hello, crazy biker man, come reveal yourself...

The master of disguises in question is in fact the hip-swivelling, toe-tapping John Travolta.

He's doing his level best to work the Mafia-man-meets-sleazy car-salesman act on the set of his new movie The Taking Of Pelham 123.

And we have to say it's a pretty convincing disguise.John Travolta

Even without the sunnies, John looks different (right), but with them and a cheap leather jacket on (above) we were stumped on his identity.

The Travolta dude has been through some rockin' movie incarnations in his time - think Vincent Vega in Pulp Fiction, Danny in Grease - but this new gangster look has to top the lot.

We think it's the slimy moustache that really seals the deal.

In fact, it's so good, we reckon he should keep the facial fur even after filming is over.

It defo lends him that extra edge of je nai sais quoi. Bring it on.