Whose boobs?Whose boobs?Sometimes we feel sorry for boys.

The less astute and experienced - who like a large bosom - must often be confused when the naked offering falls somewhat short of the original clothed version.

Basically, it's like being given a huge box of a present, only to unwrap it to find a tiny gift inside.

However, unlike where males are concerned, size does not matter... it's all about proportion.

It's just that some blokes might be anticipating more than a handful when certain breasts are unleashed, thanks to the various contraptions ladies put into place in the chest area.

Scaffolding isn't just for builders. Birds use it too.

So although we were impressed to see Paris Hilton's heaving bosom in these recent pics, we certainly didn't assume she'd been to the cosmetic surgeon.

In fact, judging from the gallery above, it seems the slender Miss Hilton - whose small boobs are in perfect proportion - is a fan of enlarging tactics when it comes to her breasticles.

Go see... and please excuse us while we nip to the ladies to find a better use for our socks.