Whose mismatch?Whose mismatch?This starlet may need a refresher course in stripping down.

Generally, if you strip for a dip, matching underwear is a good idea...

Folks, we welcome you to the...

Stripney Spears show.

Episode one's highlights include Britney stripping for a lil' ocean dipping.

In faded pink knickers and bright bra the pop star popped in for a quick swim on a Malibu beach.

Because honestly, what's a girl to do when she's driving around Malibu and the waves beckon?

Wear a bikini permanently, just in case?

Most definitely not.

Improvise and work with what you have?

Possibly.

But Brit, may we suggest a shopping spree at Victoria's Secret for matching undergarments that don't look like they've seen better days?

Go and see Brit strip down in our gallery...