Whose ripped crotch?Whose ripped crotch?It's not terribly rock 'n' roll to carry a miniature sewing kit about with you, we know.

But it's pretty darn helpful if your trousers split.

As was the embarrassing realisation for new INXS frontman, JD Fortune.

He was rocking out at the Virgin Megastore on London's Oxford Street when - whoops - a wardrobe malfunction occurred.

Luckily, he was sporting some pants, although they were a slightly cringy colour.

Inspect his smalls in the gallery above and discover other needlework-less celebs.