Whose wee skirt?Whose wee skirt?Someone’s really skirting an issue here, but what is it?

Well, actually, her minute thigh covering is the talking point.

Because this lady has gone teeny-tiny when it comes to her skirt.

She was snapped leaving trendy spot Mahiki in London, wearing this wee bit of covering, leaving us to wonder: did she leave the rest of it behind?

So, who’s got diminutive dress sense?

Why, it’s Kelly Osbourne.

And you know the tale of the Pied Piper? Well, we’d like you to have a read through a fashion fairy tale, which has a similar storyline.

One girl leads the pack of the short-skirt brigade and a host of others follow.

See Kelly Osbourne and the tale of the teensy threads in our gallery.