BIG Sophia loren oct 7 bad make-up eyePeter Parker will not be pleased.

There's a woman out to become Spider-Woman.

Well, maybe not.

But it certainly looks like this actress has stuck some creepy-crawly legs on her lids to plump up her lashes.

And it's not a good look.

If that wasn't enough of a make-up disaster, then steady yourselves.

Her foundation is thicker than cement and her abundant lip liner would make even Jodie Marsh disturbed.

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