Why Orlando Is Single

Orlando BloomSomeone give Orlando Bloom a hug.

But for goodness' sake don't get the idea that you could date the man.

Oh no.

Mr Bloom is very down on the idea of being able to have a relationship now he's such a big name.

"You can't date if you're famous," he told Elle magazine. "That's how it seems to me."

"There are complications in relationships between men and women. There always will be.

"But there's also the celebrity aspect of it. It's like you travel so much and it feels like the options are endless. People think getting a new partner is like getting a new car.

"I have this wacky theory about the end of civilisation, that people will trade up and trade up and trade up until they're too old to have kids. And the world will come to an end."

Well, Orly, if you fancy trading down a little, there is the odd chance someone in the Showbiz Shed will show you the love... and anyway, that Kate Bosworth has nothing on us.