Lucy Wolvert

George Clooney, for your sake, we hope not.

Because really, this is no way to treat us.

You don't phone, you haven't written in ages and then we read things like this. Sob.

Frankly, we're distraught and thought we'd pen you a note, while listening to Celine Dion's All By Myself.George Clooney

Recent reports are linking our George to this lass - Lucy Wolvert.

She's apparently a cocktail waitress (remember his ex, Sarah Larson?) and the pair were supposedly introduced two months ago.

But fret not.

There's one ray of light that has us folding up our tissues... for the moment.

And that's the fact that neither George or Lucy's peeps have confirmed anything.

So there's hope for us yet.

And George, chocolate and flowers would heal our wounded hearts.

Followed by a phone call from you, of course...

Showbiz disclaimer: no waitresses were harmed in the writing of this, but massive amounts of chocolate may have been consumed.