Angelina JolieDear Angelina Jolie,

Congratulations, you've hit the jackpot.

We're delighted to inform you that you've won the prize of top mystery-making celeb.

You've led us all in a merry dance, and being the simpletons we are, we've joined in with gusto.

First there was all the mystery about whether you were preggers to begin with.

Being the cheeky rascal you are, you kept us guessing with floaty bump-hiding outfits.

And when it eventually was revealed that you were expecting (by way of an unmissable curve), you continued the happy guessing game by holding back on the all-important twins detail.

Of course, naughty Jack Black went and blew that mystery out the water, but not to worry as you could still keep us at your beck and call with the whole When Will They Be Born? confusion.

And it's in this final detail that you really excel in the swindle stakes.

Rather than just popping off and popping out, you get reporters the worldwide running to a French clinic...

Panting in anticipation at what must surely, finally, be the bubba announcement...

But no, it's just your doctor announcing you are doing "just fine", and adding that he "cannot give a date" (for when the babies are due).

What a cunning ploy, eh? We've gotta admire your minx-like tomfoolery, Ange. You've got us stumped and running in circles. He he.

So, congrats and enjoy - until the next tricksy twist in the preggers tale, which, of course, we'll report on with the enthusiasm of a senseless puppy.

Adieu, fair prankster,

Prize Division
The Showbiz Shed