Angelina Jolie Want to know whether Angelina Jolie has given birth or not?

Well, the verdict is in...

Ange's legal team has stepped in to set the record straight - and they say she is still very much pregnant.

According to the New York Times, Ange's legal eagles have issued a statement saying someone posing as Ange's assistant, Holly, was behind the birth claims that swept the world last week.

The statement reads: "A random individual has engaged in a scheme to intentionally harm my client and deceive her fans, the public and the media through illegal and tortuous impersonation of Ms Jolie’s longtime assistant, Holly."

That's a no to ickle twin Jolie-Pitts being already nearly a week old then.

Geez, we're quite exhausted after all of this to-ing and fro-ing.

However, the good news is that we've still got something to look forward to...

And a little longer to keep knitting.