David BeckhamWe're not often stumped for words.

But this is one of those moments.

These newest snaps of David Beckham have left us with a funny feeling...

Please grant us a pervy chat - looking at these snaps we're sure you'll forgive us.

This is a purely gratuitous pause we're having... you can thank us later.

Becks has posed in his smalls for Armani's latest underwear campaign.

And we're giving praise to the powers that be... Gulp

Have you ever seen such a fine specimen of a man?

Seriously we're seething with jealousy right now - hot dang, Victoria Beckham you are one lucky, lucky woman.

Just soak up every rippling muscle and toned taught ab...

Not to mention...

Well, this is really getting too much to handle.

Let us all take a moment together just to sit and stare - enjoy.