Billie PiperBillie PiperDita Von TeeseDita Von TeeseWell wit-woo, Billie Piper.

Those are some pretty saucy smalls.

And is that a champagne glass you're sitting in?

It rather looks as if Miss P has been taking tips from burlesque beauty Dita Von Teese.

These snaps of the two lovely ladies sure seem to show a few similarities...

The come-hither gaze, the knowing smile, the lack of clothes, the bubbles and sparkles... it's all there.

So is Billie ditching the drama and starting stripping for a living?

We hope not - we can't imagine the queen of the small screen leaving our tellyboxes for the bright lights of Vegas.

Luckily Billie is merely resting in a cocktail glass for the publicity shots of her new series of The Secret Diary Of A Call Girl.

She can leave the pouteriffic performances to Dita in that case.