Britney Spears Dear Britney Spears,

We know you're busy touring and stuff, but please join us for a geography lesson, if you will.

We know how confusing countries and towns and stuff can be, so let's put on our clever clogs and get to work.

Why are we being so generous and extending this invite to Brit-Brit?

Because we feel her pain regarding the latest news about her, geography was never our strongest subject at school.

Recent reports say Britney upset fans at her Manchester concert, and it all comes down to geography.

Apparently, Britters greeted them by saying: "What's up, London?" as she hit the stage at the MEN arena during her Circus tour. Eek.

We do understand how this could be confusing for her, so we thought we'd help Brit out and remind her that Manchester and London aren't one and the same.

Showbiz schoolteacher says to remember Manchester is up north and London is down south.

Easy peasy, huh?

A mum at the Manchester gig reportedly told the Daily Mail: "If she can't tell the difference between London and Manchester what hope has she got?'

Reports say Brit has made a similar gaffe before when she said on stage in San Jose, California "What's Up, Sacramento?"

Oh well, hopefully our London lesson has helped her out a bit.