Britney Spears It's not much fun being Britney Spears at the moment.

Her love life is pretty dire and there's not much partying on the go.

But she's not bothered as she likes an early night in these days...

She told Rolling Stone: "I feel like an old person now.

"I do. I go to bed at, like, 9:30 every night, and I don't go out or anything."

And she's dished the dirt on her relationship attempts - and it's nothing to write home about.

She said about her latest shocker of a date: "Right when we got there, we justKevin Federline knew it was just bad.

"He looked like an older version of Harry Potter, but skinnier... So I had to get dessert first.

Brit added: "And the other date I had, the guy was really, really tall and a lot older.

"We're trying to ask him questions, like, 'OK, you're into martial arts, so what kind of martial arts are you into?' And he was like, 'Oh, all kinds.' "

It's almost enough to make you think her ex hubby was Prince Charming, right?

Well, she did speak about the parenting skills of the father to her kiddies, Kevin Federline: "(The children) are starting to learn words like 'stupid', and Preston says the f-word now sometimes.

"He doesn't get it from us. He must get it from his daddy. I say it, but not around my kids."

Anyone else thinking Britney should just get back with Justin Timberlake?