Calum BestCalum BestNot literally, you understand - but do let us explain.

We'd heard the stories, we'd seen the pictures...

And now we've experienced Calum Best in the flesh.

Things went down (erm, in the name of work, of course) on the rug at the Tropic Thunder premiere.

There we were, video camera in hand, when Calum sauntered over cheerily - or should that be leerily? - for a chat.

Leaning on the red-carpet railing, while we probed him (with questions, of course) he, well, appeared to be soaking up the sights (all 34B of them) of the lady asking him the questions: our Showbiz reporter.

Now, we love a friendly celeb, but - call us delusional - we think it's fair to say Cal had a wee flirt with us.

Sure, to the untrained eye he was merely chatting about his 50 days of no sex for his MTV reality show and such matters - but the constant wily smile on his dial and his wandering peepers told us so much more.

Then it was over. With a wink and flash of a smile he made off into the night and joined the throng of guests cramming into the movie theatre.

Flustered, we redressed ourselves after Cal's eye undressing and carried on with our work.

Don't celebs know we're professionals? Jeez, some people make it so hard to do our job.

For more photo galleries, exclusive clips and features on Tropic Thunder check out the Sky Movies website.