Lindsay LohanOur starry pals love nothing better than a chit-chat on the blower.

But what do they find to talk about?

We take a closer look at what stars might say on the phone...

Cos, let's face it, we all like a good chin-wag.

And it's almost every day we catch the rich and famous trolleying around with a mobile phone stuck to their ear.

Take Lindsay Lohan here - nothing will stop her from chatting on and on.

So just for a laugh, we imagine (and we must stress, it's pure fantasy) what celebs might say, as they spew some words of wisdom (or perhaps not) on their mobiles.

Click on the gallery below to catch celebified conversations in action.