Abi Titmuss

Abi Titmuss never meant to be a kinky pin-up, y'know.

And Mel B's bum is like a cherry.

We're not sure what Abi Titmuss was doing at the Baftas...

Maybe the A-listers needed someone to show them how to P.

Break-ups aren't just about the wreckage of broken hearts.

They also bring with them weight loss, haircuts and style transformations.

Call 999 for the fashion police - Abi Titmuss is in dire straits.

The blonde babe has scored a fashion clanger - again.

She's gone from wild child to responsible lady.

But there's something else Abi Titmuss is eager to shed...

Abi Titmuss is best known for her naughty modelling poses.

But there's a lot more to the lady than just big boobs.

Abi Titmuss is on a roll.

She's just released a sensational book about her life in the limelight.

Abi Titmuss is enjoying a floral delight...

And since we don't see her about so much these days, we're chuffed as anything.

Friday brings something unexpected...

Abi Titmuss hanging out with A-listers.

It's a kaleidoscope of fashion errors.

A mish-mash of mistakes.

We tootled down to the super-stylish LK Today High Street Fashion Awards.

And we have to say it was an interesting bag of celebs who joined us.

Sky Showbiz was out and about with Abi Titmuss last night.

The former pin-up is continuing her reformed take on life.

A picture can make you smile, laugh, scream, or maybe - in Abi Titmuss' case - make you go red.

Because there are some snaps that should really be relegated to the photo album.

Hold your horses, you're in for a surprise.

Seems Abi Titmuss is up for a bit of an image change...

It's a strange coupling if you ask us.

But Abi Titmuss and Christian Slater were getting on v well at the Edinburgh Comedy Awards.

No one can accuse Abi Titmuss of being shy.

And now the minx has honed in on a Hollywood honey.

Far be it from us to speculate over idle gossip...

But did we see a little spark between Abi Titmuss and Joe Mott at the ITV summer party?

You know us, we're never ones to speculate...

Fnar fnar.

His real name is Zak.

But the rumour mill has BB8's Ziggy labelled more as a Don Juan slash Lothario...

Finally, the ladies of Big Brother have got what they've been asking for.

A bloke.

Peaches Geldof held a private party at a club in London.

And her sister Pixie sure looked like she had fun.

How we love it when celebs bicker.

And Abi Titmuss has her knickers in a twist...

Abi Titmuss reckons that boys fancy her more than Myleene Klass.

We're not so sure...

Now don't be fooled into thinking that Ms Titmuss was out at a seedy nightclub.

She was actually at the opening night for a piece of theatrical art, darling.

Now don't be fooled into thinking that Ms Titmuss was out at a seedy nightclub.

She was actually at the opening night for a piece of theatrical art, dahling.

We all know that pants can be as annoying as they can be pretty.

And that for some reason, when a wedgie presents itself it simply can't be ignored.

Now, there's no way that this lady was ever anything resembling fat.

But a year back, she was on the harsh end of some comments that included 'flabby' and 'wobbly'.

She was the winner of 2005's Love Island...

And now Jayne Middlemiss will make a comeback for the new series of the celebrity singles show.

Now, there's no way that this lady was ever anything resembling fat.

But a year back, she was on the harsh end of some comments that included "flabby" and "wobbly".

Summer's not far off, so the people behind Celebrity Love Island are stepping up their search for celebs.

But who are they trying to lure to paradise?