Abi Titmuss

Abi Titmuss never meant to be a kinky pin-up, y'know.

And Mel B's bum is like a cherry.

We're not sure what Abi Titmuss was doing at the Baftas...

Maybe the A-listers needed someone to show them how to P.

Call 999 for the fashion police - Abi Titmuss is in dire straits.

The blonde babe has scored a fashion clanger - again.

Abi Titmuss is on a roll.

She's just released a sensational book about her life in the limelight.

Abi Titmuss is enjoying a floral delight...

And since we don't see her about so much these days, we're chuffed as anything.

Friday brings something unexpected...

Abi Titmuss hanging out with A-listers.

It's a kaleidoscope of fashion errors.

A mish-mash of mistakes.

We tootled down to the super-stylish LK Today High Street Fashion Awards.

And we have to say it was an interesting bag of celebs who joined us.

It's a strange coupling if you ask us.

But Abi Titmuss and Christian Slater were getting on v well at the Edinburgh Comedy Awards.

Far be it from us to speculate over idle gossip...

But did we see a little spark between Abi Titmuss and Joe Mott at the ITV summer party?

Abi Titmuss reckons that boys fancy her more than Myleene Klass.

We're not so sure...

Now don't be fooled into thinking that Ms Titmuss was out at a seedy nightclub.

She was actually at the opening night for a piece of theatrical art, darling.

Now, there's no way that this lady was ever anything resembling fat.

But a year back, she was on the harsh end of some comments that included 'flabby' and 'wobbly'.

Those clever music people at Channel 4 have got together again to crown the finest acts in music and induct them into the UK Music Hall Of Fame.

So, imagine our surprise when Abi Titmuss was the first up the red carpet.

Brilliant. There's nothing like a spot of catfighting...

Ever since leaving Celebrity Love Island, we've hardly heard a peep out of Abi Titmuss.

But never fear Abi fans, she's made a return to the social scene - but did we get to see more of her than we'd bargained for?

It's a surprise, but Abi Titmuss has admitted that yes, she is a girl who's a bit jealous of the ex.

When she was going out with John Leslie, it rankled her ever so slightly that his ex was the Hollywood big shot Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Abi Titmuss has reached the point of her career where she can start complaining about what made her famous in the first place.

The glamour model now wants to stress that she went to university and does, in fact, possess a brain.

So Jodie Marsh thinks Abi Titmuss is "pig ugly" and has a "beer gut". And Abi herself has admitted that she's worried about her weight.

Celebrity Love Island promises to be hotter than a vindaloo in the Sahara with some of the most sexy-but-shamless celebs converging on their own luuuurve isle to get all steamed up.

Abi Titmuss and Rebecca Loos will guarantee a fun time for the lads, who include Fran Cosgrove and Calum Best.