Catherine Zeta-Jones

Clothes to wipe your nose on.

That's what many a celeb has chosen to wear this week. More

That Paris Hilton has got a nerve.

And if she was our daughter (impossible because we're so young), we'd be teaching her a lesson. More

Catherine Zeta-Jones has been giving us the skinny on the latest chatter.

And it's all about her weight. More

Catherine Zeta-Jones has been having a good ol' chuckle.

Her hubby told her about rumours that she had an eating disorder, which she found rather hilarious. More

Michael Douglas has revealed that his wife, Catherine Zeta-Jones, loves cross words.

But before you go to block your ears... More

Mind your ps 'n' qs, don't talk with your mouth full, and no elbows on the table.

These are the kinda things we learnt as we were growing up. More

Well, who would have thunk it?

Catherine Zeta-Jones has a potty mouth. More

Catherine Zeta-Jones is on a mission.

And has put a ban in place in her house. More

Catherine Zeta-Jones used to be in the closet.

Duvet and all. More

Catherine Zeta-Jones has revealed a culinary secret.

But, is there something fishy on the go? More

Welcome to dating class 101...

This one's for all you fellas wanting to strike it lucky with a lady like Catherine Zeta-Jones. More

Does anyone remember when Big Brother Seven's Imogen Thomas made a show of being a nice girl?

The wholesome Welsh beauty must have run out of cashola. More

Catherine Zeta-Jones and her hubby Michael Douglas have been on their jollies in Majorca.

And they've been having a ball. More

It's raining nuts.

And they're pouring down on poor old Catherine Zeta-Jones' head. More

Celebs wheeled out their golf clubs for the annual Michael Douglas and friends celebrity golf tournament.

Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones hit the green but who else joined them for a swing? More