Chanelle Hayes

If you're a celeb, Tuesday night is not a night for watching telly.

Instead, it's an opportunity to get out on the razzle.

Some sights leave the Showbiz Shed speechless.

Chanelle Hayes trussed up in an S&M-inspired jockey outfit is one of them.

The Big Brother house is a tough old place.

From the bitching to the back-stabbing, it's no surprise some contestants find the heat too much to handle.

Is Chanelle Hayes searching out for a soul mate?

And have Girls Aloud got their sights set on acting?

Forget love in da club, the Big Brother house has spurned pairings galore.

Ah, yes, they came, they snogged, they sold their love to the glossy mags, they (mostly) split.

Naomi Campbell's been talking about trust.

And Lily Allen has admitted to a crush.

There's nothing celebs like better than waxing lyrical.

Even if the chat in question is total gob fodder.

We love a good shindig as much as the next social butterfly.

But even we find it tricksy to keep up with these hard-core party animals.

OMG - these latest pics of Chanelle Hayes are unmissable.

The BB lass chose the raunchiest outfit around as she unleashed her singing talents in a Dublin shopping mall.

Ever wondered what Emma Bunton's really like?

Well, the Showbiz Shed got to natter to her and other fab stars on the red rug.

When the sun goes down the celebs come out to play.

But who, what and where were they all last night?

Stars rocked out last night at reformed pop group Duran Duran's one-off gig at the Lyceum Theatre, London. Their Timbaland-produced album is named Red Carpet Massacre, although luckily no celebs were hurt in the process of making this gallery.

What kids want, they generally get.

And they certainly got their way at the UK Kids Choice Nickelodeon Awards in London over the weekend as they voted for their favorite things in the tellybox world.

It's not often that red-carpet events are poorly attended. Oh no, celebs are normally rather game to pose and pout.

Ready, set, go. It's BB versus VB.