David Beckham

Forget 'pass the salt, please' if you're having dinner with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

Because, according to David Beckham, there are other things to be said.

She's continually criticised for looking moody...

But Victoria Beckham says her pouting ways are just natural - and that she has no idea when she's doing it.

We've often dreamed of the day we asked David Beckham to strip.

And it seems he's happily obliged for one lucky US TV presenter.

It's the dream team combo that advertisers would give their front teeth for.

But will two of the world's most beautiful people really be teaming up?

Sad news: Paris Hilton and Cristiano Ronaldo aren't going to be the new Posh and Becks.

The bubble-headed heiress insists that the last thing she wants to be is a Wag.

The Beckhams have received a high court apology from their former nanny.

Abbie Gibson disclosed "private and confidential information" about the couple in 2005.

Get all parental with her.

Yes, of all the things Paris Hilton could have in the world, her latest desire involves Victoria and David Beckham.

We've always wondered who wears the trousers in the Beckham household.

And now David has proved Victoria is clearly the one running the show.

Say hello to the bump who'll be pals with the Beckham kids...

Yes, Coleen Rooney's stepped out for a spot of shopping near her home in Chesire looking swell.

Not many folk would want to alter David Beckham's semi-naked bod...

But the peeps at Motorola have decided Dave should have a bit of skeleton on show to flog their new phone.

Piers Morgan has said that he won't be talking to the hotness that is David Beckham.

So, pray do tell us, Piers, what's up?

Kelly Brook is helping Asia with its hanky-panky precautions.

She is the unofficial face of a condom brand in Asia.

Victoria Beckham isn't exactly short of celeb pals in Los Angeles.

But were she ever feeling lonely, there's good news in the pipeline.

We asked in a poll:.

Would you rather ogle over Victoria Beckham's Armani ad, or her husband David's?

Victoria Beckham has been benched.

(It's a footballing term, dontcha know).

David and Victoria Beckham's housekeepers are not going to be charged by police.

The staff were arrested in October, after claims they'd stolen property from Beckingham Palace.

There's no other man for Victoria Beckham, right?

Maybe.

David Beckham has taken a nose dive.

But no need to fret folks, as it's not of the lousy kind.

While we're all for looking hot, there are times when comfort wins out.

And a trip to the park with the kids is definitely one of them.

Victoria Beckham has let us in on her plans.

She and the brood are making a big move.

So, how much are you willing to shell out for David Beckham's home?

Not the one in Los Angeles, silly.

Could these two get any more sickly romantic?

Victoria and David Beckham have now exchanged "magical" love necklaces.

He's going to Milan.

She's staying in LA.

In terms of gaining US fame, the Beckhams' move to LA has been an undisputed success.

Their movie star mates have confirmed their place on the A list and Victoria's fashion career is finally flourishing.

Some people just can't let go, ain't that right Rebecca Loos?

She's been talking bedroom skills...

A third person has been arrested over the alleged theft of goods from Victoria and David Beckham's Hertfordshire mansion.

Twenty-five-year-old Gareth Emmett went voluntarily to police for questioning.

David and Victoria Beckham must be looking over their shoulders at the mo.

It seems that they don't know who they can trust.

It's no surprise that David Beckham regularly tops every sexiest male poll going.

He's a millionaire hot footballer dad - and, of course he's got that body.

We love a bit of gossipy speculation at times...

Especially when it comes to Victoria and David Beckham.

She's got full access to a very precious brand of crown jewels...

But Victoria Beckham hasn't always cherishing them.