David Hasselhoff

It's almost that time of year again...

When we become glued to our sets watching a gaggle of celebs living under one happy roof in Celebrity Big Brother.

We've read reports about the recent divorce of David Hasselhoff and his wife, Pamela Bach, being quite acrimonious.

But now conflicting stories over their daughter, Hayley, show the couple are still not getting along.

David Hasselhoff has denied being banned from a BA flight because he was drunk.

His spokeswoman also denied claims he had wet himself, after photos showed a damp patch on his trousers.

It's a good job David Hasselhoff is no longer saving lives, because he's been in the wars himself recently.

He was rushed to hospital following a freak shaving accident.

This is not a look we expect to see copied on beaches across Europe.

David Hasselhoff in his Baywatch days never wore anything quite so controversial.

Oh no, he isn't! Oh yes, he is!

A rather hot young filly is said to be filling Pamela Anderson's red swimming costume in the Baywatch film.

She's newly single, a newly actress and an ex-newlywed...

As anyone who's split up knows, what starts as an amicable separation can turn into a bitter battle.

David Hasselhoff would vouch for this...

If you're a fan of bosoms running along a beach, then you'll be delighted to know that the new Baywatch film is looking promising.

Why?

If you're a fan of the Hoff - in a romantic way - you might be slightly happy to know he's on the market again.

But the news is also tinged with sadness, because it means that the former Baywatch hunk has filed for divorce.

Whether you love him or loathe him, this man is not going away.

Darius Danesh has snatched himself a role in a top West End musical.

We simply can't get enough of David Hasselhoff, he's the master of amusing chat.

The 52-year-old actor-cum-German pin-up has recently revealed that he reckons Baywatch is responsible for world peace.

David Hasselhoff and his loving wife gave a very public show of their love with a nauseating game of tonsil tennis at a celebrity bash in LA.

The Hoff and missus Pamela arrived at the Race To Erase MS gala - before a sloppy, soggy impromptu snog in front of the paparazzi.

Leonardo DiCaprio could have changed the Titanic storyline and saved himself - if only David Hasselhoff hadn't interfered with his career.

The Hoff has revealed that Leo auditioned for a part as a lifeguard in Baywatch but that he wasn't quite what they wanted and so was shown the door.

Sex 'n' surf show Baywatch is apparently the worst TV import from the USA of all time.

The series which brought Pamela Anderson, David Hasselhoff and some very skimpy swimsuits to our screens topped a list of programmes.

Pop queen Madonna's daughter is following in her mother's literary footsteps after writing a story for a fund-raising Christmas book.

Lourdes Leon's story will be featured in Christmas Stories, a book being launched by Selfridges on November 9, in aid of the Teenage Cancer Trust.