Dita Von Teese

"Don't you know who I am?".

We wouldn't blame Dita Von Teese for using that the next time she's accosted by a pap who clearly hasn't done his homework. More

Well wit-woo, Billie Piper.

Those are some pretty saucy smalls. More

Dita Von Teese has hit our capital with truly glamorous panache.

The sleek lady sure knows how to party like a pro. More

Fret not if you're stuck in Blighty, everything you need is right here.

Madonna seems to have left her bra at home and Sharon Stone's working the red rug to the max. More

It's time to lubricate your party juices.

We've come just at the right time peeps. More

Dita Von Teese is making a real song and dance over something.

And she's even going to court. More

There's a new gig pencilled into Peaches Geldof's diary.

And her pal Daisy Lowe is joining her too. More

We've all seen Dita Von Teese in various states of undress...

But is this her rudest set of snaps yet? More

Dita Von Teese has shown she’s not a woman to be messed with.

This lady gets results. More

Dita Von Teese is heading down the legal path.

But who’ll be seeing her there? More

So, how long does it take Russell Brand to score something off a lady?

Well, let's ask Dita Von Teese. More

Well, most of us ordinary folk celebrate our birthday with a cake and maybe a meal out.

But Paris Hilton ain't no regular person. More

Well, you could knock us over with a showbiz feather.

This serene young lady looks nothing like her risque sibling. More

Take a moment and rest your peepers on this young lady's mush.

Do you get a tingle of recognition? More

Showbiz glitterati have flocked to Paris Fashion Week in well-heeled style.

See them schmaltz. More