Dita Von Teese

This celeb has undergone a dramatic transformation.

She's normally the height of sophistication...

Well wit-woo, Billie Piper.

Those are some pretty saucy smalls.

Dita Von Teese is making a real song and dance over something.

And she's even going to court.

There's a new gig pencilled into Peaches Geldof's diary.

And her pal Daisy Lowe is joining her too.

Dita Von Teese has shown she’s not a woman to be messed with.

This lady gets results.

Dita Von Teese is heading down the legal path.

But who’ll be seeing her there?

So, how long does it take Russell Brand to score something off a lady?

Well, let's ask Dita Von Teese.

Well, most of us ordinary folk celebrate our birthday with a cake and maybe a meal out.

But Paris Hilton ain't no regular person.

Well, you could knock us over with a showbiz feather.

This serene young lady looks nothing like her risque sibling.

Take a moment and rest your peepers on this young lady's mush.

Do you get a tingle of recognition?

Mon dieu.

This mademoiselle's belle boobage was front-row viewing at a recent Parisian bash.

Fancy sporting racy lacy numbers, a la Dita Von Teese?

Dream no more...

Victoria Beckham's fashion sense has always been edgy.

But reports say she's set to strip off and bare it all.

Gypsy Wood is an up-and-coming performer with a penchant for Burlesque.

But is she treading on someone else's tantalising tootsies?

It's west versus east, Eva Mendes versus Dita Von Teese, cool versus class.

Let battle commence...