George Clooney

Dear - or wait, actually, we'll make this more personal, and say beloved George Clooney.

We have some news for you, and you for us, we believe.

George Clooney has been standing up for actors' rights.

While Heath Ledger is being tipped for a posthumous Oscar.

Are you the person Janet Jackson's searching for?

Has Snoop Dogg gone a lil' bit country?

We have a confession to make...

Our right hand may not be washed for some time yet.

She may not own Mr Clooney's heart anymore.

But seems Sarah Larson still knows how to get the guys running after her.

OK, so we're jealous of Sarah Larson - even if she is now George Clooney's ex.

So we can't help but feel smug to see her flashing her undies.

So while we're right happy that George Clooney is reportedly on the market again...

We've gotta wonder how his (former?

We know we shouldn't find joy in other people's sorrow.

But please allow us one big whoop just this time, OK?

Sad news in the Showbiz Shed.

Sydney Pollack has passed away at the age of 73.

Fashion alert - we repeat, fashion alert: we think an entire Gucci shop has gone missing.

Because by the looks of this mahoosive bag the shop's contents could be hiding in there.

So faced with the choice of George Clooney or David Beckham, we'd definitely have a struggle on our hands.

But how does Victoria Beckham feel the two of them shape up?

We've always known Kylie Minogue is a top-class gal.

Now some peeps across the pond have given her a medal to prove it.

Our LA chicks have been snooping...

What's Jamie Lynn up to now?

We grabbed George Clooney at the UK Leatherheads Premiere.

All in aid of your viewing pleasure, of course.

We don't know how Renee Zellweger can remain so restrained.

Being just friends with George Clooney?