Halle Berry

Giant hair, comedy earrings and a lurid shade of sweater...

It could only be a sitcom dating from 1989.

If the US mags are to be believed, Halle Berry is pregnant...

They also say R-Patz is engaged to Kristen Stewart, and Tori Spelling allegedly has a loveless marriage...

Some celebs need to learn to keep their mouths buttoned.

Come see what the starry ones have been spouting this week.

She's a former Miss America and the first African American woman to win an Oscar.

From her complicated love life to her prowess at the box office, Halle's rise to fame has been nothing short of meteoric.

Halle Berry is in a long-term relationship...

But you'd never guess it from the star's overtly sexual body schmooze with actor Jamie Foxx at the Spike TV awards this weekend.

Even more stars appear at the Oscar after-parties...

Especially the Vanity Fair one - see all the arrival and inside pics right here.

Halle Berry does love her signature over-the-shoulder pose.

She's showing her fine self at the Essence Black Women In Hollywood bash.

These ladies are singing up a storm.

Beyonce Knowles, Halle Berry and Jennifer Hudson all lent their lungs to the 40th Annual NAACP Awards.

Some stars prefer to take family as their Oscar dates.

We've seen mums, dads, brothers, sisters and even cute kids trot along the red carpet.

We didn't have her down as the type...

Halle Berry has been talking dirty.

Halle Berry has stunned us with her post-baby body.

Now, we're aware that the debate rages as to whether celebs snap back too soon after pregnancy.

Someone's got excited about Halle Berry's baby.

And Jessica Simpson is singing the blues.

We love a curvy celeb bod here in the Showbiz Shed.

And Halle Berry has one of the best.

Halle Berry's showing off her post-baby bod.

But what's everyone else up to?

Dionne's at Hollywood's swanky Standard hotel this week.

So she's in the perfect spot to bring you Tinseltown's big news.

Halle Berry has kicked up a whole heap of gossip dust.

In fact we're choking on it.

Halle Berry gave birth to her little bundle back in March.

And she's stepped out proudly showing off her post-bubba bod.

Welcome to the world of celebrities looking less than perfect.

Because you know the myth about famous folk looking good even in their sleep?

It's the one day of the year that the world is officially allowed to be a bit silly.

Yep, you guessed it, April Fool's Day is here.

It's the one day of the year that the world is officially allowed to be a bit silly.

Yep, you guessed it, April Fool's Day is here.

Listen up folks.

Halle Berry and her fella Gabriel Aubry have christened their new arrival.

We were beginning to wonder if Halle Berry would ever have her bubba.

But her wee mite has eventually made her way into the world and popped out to say hello.

Say coochie-coo...

To the latest large tum to join the big bump brigade.

It's bumps-arama in Celebville at the mo.

And not one to be left out, this celeb's bulge is taking front of stage.

That Paris Hilton has got a nerve.

And if she was our daughter (impossible because we're so young), we'd be teaching her a lesson.

Want to know the best thing about having a bun in the oven?

Just listen to what Halle Berry has to say.

2007 wasn't such a great year for Paris Hilton.

But she sure has mahoosive ambitions for 2008.

Halle Berry looked a million bucks...

And a certain young couple looked like they were having a wee red-carpet canoodle.

Halle Berry looked radiant as she stepped out at the Palm Springs International Film Festival awards gala in California.

She wasn't the only star with an extra special glow though.

Some Hollywood types seem totally OK with getting their kit off on screen.

But Halle Berry's revealed what it's really like.