Halle Berry

Giant hair, comedy earrings and a lurid shade of sweater...

It could only be a sitcom dating from 1989.

We didn't have her down as the type...

Halle Berry has been talking dirty.

Halle Berry has stunned us with her post-baby body.

Now, we're aware that the debate rages as to whether celebs snap back too soon after pregnancy.

Halle Berry has kicked up a whole heap of gossip dust.

In fact we're choking on it.

Welcome to the world of celebrities looking less than perfect.

Because you know the myth about famous folk looking good even in their sleep?

It's the one day of the year that the world is officially allowed to be a bit silly.

Yep, you guessed it, April Fool's Day is here.

Listen up folks.

Halle Berry and her fella Gabriel Aubry have christened their new arrival.

We were beginning to wonder if Halle Berry would ever have her bubba.

But her wee mite has eventually made her way into the world and popped out to say hello.

Say coochie-coo...

To the latest large tum to join the big bump brigade.

It's bumps-arama in Celebville at the mo.

And not one to be left out, this celeb's bulge is taking front of stage.

That Paris Hilton has got a nerve.

And if she was our daughter (impossible because we're so young), we'd be teaching her a lesson.

Want to know the best thing about having a bun in the oven?

Just listen to what Halle Berry has to say.

2007 wasn't such a great year for Paris Hilton.

But she sure has mahoosive ambitions for 2008.

Halle Berry looked a million bucks...

And a certain young couple looked like they were having a wee red-carpet canoodle.

Some Hollywood types seem totally OK with getting their kit off on screen.

But Halle Berry's revealed what it's really like.

Mirror, mirror, on the wall...

Is this the most gorge baby bump of them all?

Now there was us thinking that Jade Goody and Jack Tweed were all coupled up again.

But we reckon Jack should watch his back, there's a new chap in town.

Halle Berry's bump is out there, loud and proud.

So what is it she's hiding from us?

Her sleek bikini moves were headline news on I'm A Celeb last year.

And now Myleene Klass has been voted best of the bods.

Not only has Halle Berry's baby-to-be been blessed with super genes.

But already honours are piling in for the little 'un.

Halle Berry is about to start a family with her boyf Gabriel Aubry.

But she's opened up about her own childhood - and it ain't picture perfect.

Halle Berry looked stunning at the premiere of her film Things We Lost In The Fire last night.

But it turns out the actress has real-life flames to worry about.

While out in the wilds of London last night, we made a rare discovery.

We watched and we waited...

She's normally as cool as a cucumber.

But Halle Berry was left a bit red-faced in front of Jay Leno recently.

We of the Showbiz Shed do like it when celebs jump on the environmental bandwagon.

And now eco-warriors have a fresh recruit in the form of Halle Berry.

Prepare to get grossed out.

Halle Berry says she simply adores being sick.

Are your ears are pricked, waiting for Halle Berry to say...

"I do"?

Pickles, salty bread, foot massages...

Is a new addiction sweeping Hollywood?

Halle Berry has something she's been keeping quiet.

But now she's fit to burst and wants to share the news.

Know the phrase less is more?

It does not apply to material density.