Jade Goody

It sounds a bit unappetising...

But Amanda Holden's slimey boobs are all in a good cause.

Well, the celebrity world has officially been turned on its head.

The starry beast is an altogether different breed these days.

We do so love it when stars act all ditzy.

And happily, Jade Goody's never one to let us down.

Excuse us a moment while we are throughly childish.

"Jade and Jack sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g."

Don't hit the road, Jack Tweed.

And please come back some more, some more, some more, some more...

It's no secret that Kate Lawler and Jade Goody are not exactly best mates.

And Kate's latest comments regarding her fellow BB3 contestant are unlikely to smooth things over...

Jade Goody has had a well documented battle with the bulge.

Her weight has yo-yo'd since she shot to fame in Big Brother 3.

The dust has barely settled after her split with Jack Tweed.

But it seems Jade Goody has climbed right back up on the dating horse...

Say the name Jack Tweed to Jade Goody...

And she may well look confuddled and reply, Jack who?

It's state the obvious time: London is a massive city.

But even it has trouble holding all the stars who want to spend a night on its tiles.

Should we start calling Jade Dr Goody?

It certainly looks like it.

Should we start calling Jade Dr Goody?

It certainly looks like it.

Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh no no...

Beyonce's Crazy In Love lyrics are being nervously uttered all over the Showbiz Shed.

Are Calum Best and Danielle Lloyd an item?

And can the world cope with such a D-list couple?

We recently heard that Jade Goody has parted ways with Jack Tweed.

And if that's the case, she might be humming this little tune.