Jake Gyllenhaal

Phewee, we're breathing a huge sigh of relief.

Reports alleged our Jake Gyllenhaal may have been engaged to that Reese Witherspoon.

Wouldn't Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston...

Make a perfect pairing?

Not all starry types go in search of an equally famous partner.

Some hook up with folk who don't hang out in the limelight.

Hold up, Reese Witherspoon...

That nose doesn't look much like Jake Gyllenhaal's.

Pepsi, Cheerios, ginger root and no chocolate.

Nope, that ain't our evening menu, but apparently it may be Beyonce's.

Calling all Same Difference groupies.

Gather round, because Sarah Smith has an arrow to shoot.

Name: Vic .

Title: Editor .

What to give someone who's down in the dumps?

Oh, Chelsy Davy, we have just the thing.

If you could, would you?

See Westlife's Kian Egan naked, that is.

Oh Jake Gyllenhaal, we expected better of you.

Why oh why did you feel the need to tell us porkies about Reese Witherspoon?

Hold the phones...

And pass us the smelling salts.

Jake Gyllenhaal, a naturist?

You wouldn't tease a girl, would you?

Just imagine. You're the local pizza boy, delivering to Hollywood inhabitants.

Chalk and cheese, heels and wet grass, Jake Gyllenhaal and any woman other than us...

Now it's time to add Britney Spears and bras to the list of things that don't mix.

We've put up with a lot from Jake Gyllenhaal.

There was the relationship with Kirsten Dunst, the rumour of love stuff with Reese Witherspoon...