Jake Gyllenhaal

We've put up with a lot from Jake Gyllenhaal.

There was the relationship with Kirsten Dunst, the rumour of love stuff with Reese Witherspoon...

Kelly Brook, un-glamorous? Yeah right.

There's nowt worse than a celeb who won't admit they've had a little help in the beauty stakes.

So good on Vanessa Williams for 'fessing up to a bit of botox.

Rumours had Cupid's arrow aimed at Heroes co-stars Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia.

But they're a little off aim.

Scruffy clothes, sunnies on.

It can only mean one thing.

Hip, hip hooray, it's out with the bunting and the party hats here in the Showbiz Shed.

And what's the reason for our joyous celebrations?

Are Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams the latest couple to pack their bags for Splitsville?

Reports allege that may be so.

It's like an episode out of Friends...

Monica and Rachel go on holiday together - and Chandler tags along, too.

When payday comes round in the Showbiz Shed, it gets quite noisy.

It's the sound of us discussing what clothes we're going to purchase.

Steady on there.

A bucket of iced water for Charlize Theron please...

We feel like we're being put through the heartache mill.

Jake Gyllenhaal, say it ain't so...

We must admit we perked up a wee bit when we heard the whispering of a tussle...

And it's one of the romantical kind.

We're actually quite nice, by the way.

We thought we'd better mention that now before you read the rest of this (slightly unhinged) article...

Robert Downey Jr and Radio One DJ JK.

Separated at birth?

Those little celeb scamps like to keep us guessing...

And Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are two such scallywags.