Jake Gyllenhaal

Woah - Jake Gyllenhaal has got us all in a tizz.

We spied these latest pics of his scantily clad bod and the arguments began.

Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon are making our teeth ache.

They're just so sweet.

Jake Gyllenhaal has been horsing around in Blighty.

But what's it all in aid of?

Ok, so like we totally believe that Jake Gyllenhaal belongs in the showbiz shed and all, but these pics of him out and about in Los Angeles with his (current) squeeze Reese Witherspoon are kinda cute.

Chalk and cheese, heels and wet grass, Jake Gyllenhaal and any woman other than us...

Now it's time to add Britney Spears and bras to the list of things that don't mix.

We've almost run out of gold stars in the Showbiz Shed (most are plastered over our posters of Jake Gyllenhaal).

But some stars deserve one for hitting the fashionable nail on its head.

We're actually quite nice, by the way.

We thought we'd better mention that now before you read the rest of this (slightly unhinged) article...

There has been something of a Jake Gyllenhaal famine recently.

We've had to make do with drooling over pics of him on our hunk wall.

When it comes to the Showbiz Shed hierarchy of love, there's only one man at the top.

Mr Jake Gyllenhaal.

When the sun's hotter than Jake Gyllenhaal in a sauna, there's only one thing for it.

A summer dress.

Those female celebs are all at it.

No, not chasing the single and lucious Jake Gyllenhaal, but designing clothes.

Is Jake Gyllenhaal's dog up to a spot of matchmaking?

He the was the talking point between Jake and the gorgeous Sophia Bush in a Malibu park.

Check out what gems the stars have been coming out with this week - we're left wondering if Ricky Martin's grasp of the English language is not what it could be.

As usual, egos are running pretty high in celebville but sweetie Jake Gyllenhaal has been revealing the secrets of his success with the ladies and Robbie says what we've known all along.

Bless Jake Gyllenhaal, he may have helped save New York from a massive tidal wave in The Day After Tomorrow, but in real life he isn't such a water master.

Judging from these pics of his surfing lesson, he'll probably be sticking to acting for a bit longer.