Jodie Marsh

There were a LOT of white gowns at the Emmys.

The event had a bit of a mass wedding feel to it, fashionably-speaking.

Jodie Marsh's hubby hunt is over. Kaput.

The Showbiz Shed's been nattering with bride-to-be Jodie Marsh.

We've got the goss on the big day, being broody and the blokes falling at her pedicured feet.

Not only do we know this Hollywood star likes lacy pants, but she's a G-string wearer, too.

Too much information, perchance?

A wedding frock is normally only worn on your special day.

So, why did Jodie Marsh frolic in such a frock for a month?

OK, so Jodie Marsh isn't the classiest of chicks.

But we wouldn't go as far as calling her "vile".

Getting cold feet in the run-up to a wedding is normal.

But we felt a tug at our heartstrings when we read that Jodie Marsh's potential groom may be freezing up already.

Are you man enough to make an honest woman of Jodie Marsh?

If there's anyone remaining, listen up.

You have to be a tad cheeky to brave the English summer in just a bikini.

But one made of sweets?

If you could, what would you change about your bod?

Well, there's no need to ask Chantelle Houghton - she's one step ahead of the game.

Know the phrase less is more?

It does not apply to material density.

There aren't many people who would wear this...

But there is one person.

Is there anything this girl cannot do?

It must be getting rather messy for Peaches Geldof - having so many of her fingers in pies.

Jodie Marsh has never been the shy, retiring type - nor one to mince her words.

And guess who has been the latest to feel the wrath...

The South Bank Awards don't attract the likes of Aisleyne and Jodie Marsh.

Instead, stars with bulging CVs rock up.