Johnny Depp

If we could turn back time, if we could find a way...

Some couples were so blimmin' cute together.

Orlando Bloom got covered in slime, while Cameron Diaz and Miley Ray Cyrus won big.

It all went down at the 21st Annual Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards.

The gongs have been handed out at Hollywood's biggest showpiece event.

The 80th Oscar ceremony has been every inch as glam as expected.

They’re big Hollywood hotshots who can command millions of dollars per movie.

But everyone’s gotta start somewhere right?

Irish heart-throb Colin Farrell is one of the stars helping to complete Heath Ledger's last project.

Now Col has departed his thoughts on the matter.

Three leading Hollywood names have been announced as the actors who will take on Heath Ledger's unfinished film role.

Step forward Johnny Depp, Jude Law and Colin Farrell.

Famous types like Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie get scripts thrown at them like confetti, and they can pretty much pick and choose what movies they want to make.

But before they were famous it was a different story.

No one quite knows whether the biggest bash in the showbiz calendar is actually going to happen...

But that doesn't mean the Oscar nominations can't be announced.

Ouch.

Keira Knightley has been snubbed by the Academy Award shortlisters.

Apparently Johnny Depp likes the ladies...

But of the plastic variety.

Johnny Depp may look like a nice bet for a good night out...

But don't expect him to la-la-la along to the likes of Gloria Gaynor with you at 2am in the morning.

Oh Johnny Depp, just what is your secret?

It seems that everything you touch turns to gold.

The winners of the 65th annual Golden Globes have been announced...

In a duller than dull telecast minus the stars.

We're sad to say it, but we've had to part ways with one of our longest standing celeb lovers, Johnny Depp.

There was just nothing else for it when he left us standing cold, dejected, lonely and quite frankly devastated, in the rains of Leicester Square...

That's right folks, we have officially decided to dump our boyfriend, Johnny Depp.

And we are heartbroken.