Johnny Depp

Apparently Johnny Depp likes the ladies...

But of the plastic variety. More

Johnny Depp may look like a nice bet for a good night out...

But don't expect him to la-la-la along to the likes of Gloria Gaynor with you at 2am in the morning. More

Oh Johnny Depp, just what is your secret?

It seems that everything you touch turns to gold. More

The winners of the 65th annual Golden Globes have been announced...

In a duller than dull telecast minus the stars. More

We're sad to say it, but we've had to part ways with one of our longest standing celeb lovers, Johnny Depp.

There was just nothing else for it when he left us standing cold, dejected, lonely and quite frankly devastated, in the rains of Leicester Square... More

That's right folks, we have officially decided to dump our boyfriend, Johnny Depp.

And we are heartbroken. More

The people have spoken.

And Reese Witherspoon has been voted the female movie star of the year. More

The hacks have been heard.

And they've hollered in favour of rising star Ellen Page's teen pregnancy flick, Juno. More

Johnny Depp is the daddy...

The god-daddy, that is. More

Johnny Depp's not just a pretty face, y'know.

He's also a friendly one too. More

Get ready, get set...

The prestigious Critics' Choice Award nominations have been announced. More

Now there was us thinking that Jade Goody and Jack Tweed were all coupled up again.

But we reckon Jack should watch his back, there's a new chap in town. More

Tis the season to be jolly fa, la, la, la, la... la, la, la, la. More

Some celebs are crazy, some funny, some dumb...

Some on the other hand, are downright intellectual. More

How do we love Johnny Depp? Let us count the ways... More