Jordan

Know how Las Vegas has those dames who mud-wrestle and tussle for entertainment?

Well, we think we may have found Blighty's equivalent.

Wanna see pics of Jordan's new ship-shape mansion?

We've got them for you.

Peter Andre has had a nasty accident.

He stepped out for a night at the flicks to see The Dark Knight in LA.

Peter Andre has admitted to confusing his wife with Chantelle Houghton...

While we can't help but chortle at the blunder, the likeness between the two these days is undeniable.

Jordan never ceases to amaze us.

And she's managed it once more.

Jordan's not shy about telling us what she's doing in LA.

Watch her talk to the paps about her breast laid plans for her time in the plastic surgery capital.

Jordan is taking to the States like a duck to water.

And not surprisingly the folk out there seem to warm to her too.

We wouldn't like to be caught in the middle of this spat.

Kerry Katona is somewhat ticked off with her former matey Jordan.

We've all been there.

You want to look sexy and glowing...

There's a fine line between healthy-looking and horrific.

These celebs have gone a step too far in their quest to be bronzed.

We're feeling a little on edge today.

And it's Jordan who has our nerves frazzled.

Why has Eva Longoria got her snout in a petrol tank?

Gawp on more weird and wonderful celeb activity right here.

We've seen some gross garb in our time.

But Jordan, this one is a front runner for the fashion house of horrors.

Oh dear, have things not gone according to plan?

Let us tell you about their chat.

So, Brangelina have just added another two to their brood.

Could Jordan and Peter Andre be giving them a run for their money in bottle and nappy stakes?