Jordan

Why has Eva Longoria got her snout in a petrol tank?

Gawp on more weird and wonderful celeb activity right here. More

We love that it's the weekend.

But we can't help thinking it might be better if we had oodles of cash and massive wardrobes. More

Welcome to yummy mummy central.

These celeb mums have sported gloriously huge baby bumps in their time... More

Jordan's splashed out on a brand new pad in Surrey.

It may be a former nursing home, but it's defo rather swanky. More

Jordan's been showing off her horse power.

She's made her dressage debut, but in true Jordan stylee... More

Nicola Roberts has a brand new bob.

While Wayne Rooney's stag pals are scheming up a hilarious stunt. More

Some celebs just don't know the meaning of the term travelling lightly.

Have they packed the kitchen sink and the plumber too? More

Today Jordan will be blowing something...

It's candles, you filthy lot - the lady has hit the big three-oh. More

Stand back - these big 'uns are coming atcha.

Yes, ladies and gents, meet the chest cupcakes that enter a room before their owners do. More

It's not every day that you don't see Jordan's knockers.

But she went to a swanky bash with the likes of Princess Beatrice so covered up. More

Jordan isn't just familiar with bad fashion, she's made a kinda art out of it.

From the hilarious to the fantastical to the downright shocking... More

Here boobs may often change size, but what about the rest of Jordan's bod?

We investigate with pics of Jordan over time... More

Both these ladies are known for their pups.

But Jordan has recently had her boobs reduced, while Jodie has gone for bigger is better. More

What's this, is Jordan in fancy dress?

Well, she's certainly trussed herself up all different. More

What better way to celebrate Friday than with a gander at the stars?

Prepare to be shocked by some scary outfits errors today. More