Katie Holmes

Mirror, mirror, on the wall...

Is this the most gorge baby bump of them all?

With the big C-Day on our doorstep we're all feeling the lurve.

And so is Katie Holmes.

Throw the turkey in the bin and let those pigs out of their blankets.

Our Christmas has just been ruined by Katie Holmes.

Near, far, wherever you are...

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will be there to support you.

Like mother, like daughter, as the saying goes.

And it appears that Angelina Jolie's daughter Shiloh is already following in her mama's celeb footprints.

Since Katie Holmes met Tom Cruise in 2006, she's managed to pack in quite a lot.

A whirlwind romance, a super-fast engagement...

The Spice Girls' tour sold out in minutes.

But their biggest fans made sure they got tickets.

It sounds a bit unappetising...

But Amanda Holden's slimey boobs are all in a good cause.

So, how do Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes say a very merry Christmas...

And a ho, ho, ho?

Someone's decided to add some extra fuzzage above their eyes...

In the form of a fringe.

Don't worry, Katie Holmes hasn't been axed from an acting job...

And she's still Tom Cruise's number one lass.

The Spice Girls have been graced with a little someone's presence.

But which ickle tot came to watch them do their pop thing?

Victoria Beckham had better watch her well-heeled step.

And no, it doesn't belong to the lady you see before you.

As gifts go, we won't be getting Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes much more than a piece of paper.

But that's not us being stingy...

Showbiz Santa is adding a watch on to Tom Cruise's Christmas list.

Because the poor chap doesn't own one.