Madonna

If you think you chat nonsense, take comfort from this lot.

From Madonna and her cake-deprived body, to Megan Fox's love of vomit, celebs do say the funniest things.

Who knew Madonna and Naomi Watts were pals?

See what they're up to in NYC.

Yes, it's courtesy of our LA export, Xena.

She's dishing out advice left, right and well, centre to the Queen of Pop, Madonna.

Madonna has claimed she considered suicide during her divorce.

The pop legend said her split from Guy Ritchie was so painful "I may have thrown myself off a building."

We hit Rodeo Drive in Los Angeles to ask shoppers one vital question: who wore it best?

Find out how Madonna rates against Hayden Panettiere in the style and who dared to enter a fashion head-to-head with Victoria Beckham.

Guy Ritchie has revealed he still has feelings for ex-wife Madonna.

But the British director was also less than complimentary about the Queen of Pop.

Madonna has accepted damages from a British newspaper.

The undisclosed payout comes after the newspaper published photos of her wedding to Guy Ritchie, which she said were stolen from her house.

The Material Girl and Lady Gaga are at each other's throats...

The pair are having a real girly bust-up live on TV.

Madonna has never had any trouble changing her image... until now.

Is Madonna about to marry her - frankly gorgeous - toyboy boyfriend Jesus Luz?

Judging by his latest modelling snaps we couldn't blame her.

Victoria Beckham's doppelganger is out...

And posing in one of Posh's very own frocks too.

Celebs are human too...

So from time to time they get snapped indulging in some less than nutritious scran.

There are a few skeletons tumbling out of Madonna's closet.

An old boyfriend is auctioning love letters Madge sent him, as well as recordings of their intimate chats from the 90s.

Madonna has always pumped iron.

But this new pic reveals the 50-year-old pop queen may want to rethink her gym routine.

Madonna has visited the families of her stage crew who were killed and injured when a set for her show collapsed on them last week.

The grieving pop star arrived in Marseilles on Sunday dressed in black with her youngest children David and Mercy.

Two men have died after Madonna's Sticky And Sweet tour stage collapsed yesterday afternoon.

A further four men were injured in the accident, which happened as the stage was being constructed at Velodrome soccer stadium in Marseille, France.

Watch a gum-chewing Madonna and her date Jesus Luz arrive at a swish D&G soiree.

Madge is all dolled-up as her and Jesus greet the designers and wave to the crowd before heading into Gold club in Milan for a party in Madge's honour.

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

But we're not sure Madonna will be best pleased to learn her top tribute act is a fella...

Forget Father's Day, this weekend was all about motherhood for Madonna.

The pop star's newly adopted daughter, Mercy James, has arrived in London.

Madonna has won her legal battle to adopt a second child from Malawi.

The country's highest court granted the superstar the go-ahead for the move, overturning a previous ruling which vetoed it.

Just who on earth is this mystery brunette pictured with Guy Ritchie?

The snap definitely got our tongues wagging.

And you'd be suprised at what he is saying.

Jesus Luz has talked about Madonna and he reckons...

She's gone from pop shocker to model mother.

And one thing's for certain, Madonna's life has been one interesting ride.

Get your fascinators ready, girls.

We bring you the fabulocious news that the queen of pop might be getting hitched.

Madonna's getting her fingerless gloves round a serious piece of ass.

The Material Girl is copping a booty feel at the Met Ball last week.

Rejoice, glamour fans, Cannes is upon us once more.

Whet your appetite with a look back at the gems the fest has brought us in years gone by.

Hold onto your hats - it's the annual A-list shindig at the Met.

Posh, Madge and Kate have whipped out their craziest threads for the fashion do.

We've come across Madonna in a never-before-seen audition.

She's only 21.

Madonna's case for the adoption of Mercy James is being taken over by Malawi's Chief Justice in the supreme court.

But according to reports, her appeal has been dealt a crushing blow.

Madonna was taken to hospital over the weekend after falling from her horse.

The 50-year-old star was riding in the Hamptons, New York, when the accident happened.