Madonna

We tootled down to London's Leicester Square to catch a load of Guy Ritchie's new flick last night.

Yep, there was a buzz about town as the celebs came along to the UK premiere of RocknRolla.

So many rumours...

So little time for our poor lugholes to take it all in.

Elton John and Madonna were once true-say showbiz pals.

But then they fell out big time.

Madonna celebrated her 50th birthday in style.

The stops were all pulled out at her private party in London.

She already has three kids.

Is Madonna seeking one more?

It's not all happy families in Celebville.

So don't think your brood are the only ones.

If we had a showbiz wish list, this would be top of it.

Nothing would make us happier than to see Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake back together.

We wouldn't like to be Madonna right now.

It was looking like things were back on track between her and Guy Richie.

If you thought Madonna and Britney Spears' stage snog was steamy...

Wait till you clap eyes on the latest gossip gem surrounding the pair.

Has the Celebville gossip mill ever heard of the term 40 winks?

We think not.

The rumour mill has been working overtime about Madonna and Guy Ritchie.

Now the pair have added another coal to the showbiz fire.

Those awful marriage rumours seem to be following Madonna and Guy Ritchie around.

Because now there are more allegations afoot.

There's been a whole bevy of whisperings in the Madonna camp of late.

The juice is concentrated around her eight-year marriage to Guy Ritchie.

Someone's looking damp around the edges.

But which star's pores have been working overtime at moistening her skin and clothes?

We're guessing there'll be much celebrating going on today in the Madonna camp.

Why?