Madonna

If you think you chat nonsense, take comfort from this lot.

From Madonna and her cake-deprived body, to Megan Fox's love of vomit, celebs do say the funniest things.

Who knew Madonna and Naomi Watts were pals?

See what they're up to in NYC.

The Material Girl and Lady Gaga are at each other's throats...

The pair are having a real girly bust-up live on TV.

Victoria Beckham's doppelganger is out...

And posing in one of Posh's very own frocks too.

Celebs are human too...

So from time to time they get snapped indulging in some less than nutritious scran.

Rejoice, glamour fans, Cannes is upon us once more.

Whet your appetite with a look back at the gems the fest has brought us in years gone by.

Hold onto your hats - it's the annual A-list shindig at the Met.

Posh, Madge and Kate have whipped out their craziest threads for the fashion do.

It's not your average family holiday...

Madonna has brought her whole brood to Malawi as she attempts to adopt another child.

Move over Posh and Katie, Gwyn and Madge are in town...

And the two BFFs are having a girly eve that, we have to say, looks better than any pyjama party we've thrown.

Does Madonna's new squeeze Jesus Luz remind you of anyone?

'Cos to us, he looks rather similar to her former lover Carlos Leon.

Get set for a gleeful giggle at Madonna, among other stars.

This bunch make Cyndi Lauper circa 1986 look fashionable.

Madonna is giving quite the crotch close-up in the latest LV ad.

Her Madgesty's nether region is presented for all to see, and it's not for the first time either.

What a perfect celebrity Christmas.

Seriously, who needs Xmas decorations when you have this lot?

Five years after infamous snog, Britney Spears and Madonna are at it again.

Forget Li-Lo, we're all about Bri-Mo, as the twosome work a scorching girl-on-girl display.

It's the stuff of Showbiz Shed dreams...

But could Lisa Snowdon really be Guy Ritchie's new lady chum?

After months of speculation, Madonna's marriage is well and truly over.

Mid-October 2008 her spokeswoman said: "Madonna and Guy Ritchie have agreed to divorce after seven-and-a-half years of marriage."

More daddy drama for Lindsay Lohan.

And does Paris Hilton have parental conrtol over Benji Madden?

Madonna may be on tour but she's still got time for her hubby - and us.

She popped up at the last min to support Guy Ritchie at the premiere of his latest flick, and we were there too.

Madonna has donned her glad rags and grabbed a hold of her mic.

She's kicked off her Sticky & Sweet Tour at the Millennium stadium in Cardiff.

Who is after Britney Spears? ??

Madonna's life - not what you'd call quiet, is it?

Take a look at the Material Girl's journey so far...

What latest drama is a-brewing in Madge-land?

And why's Louisa Lytton getting her body in a twist?

Megan Fox talks sex.

And what do Tommy Lee and Johnny Depp have in common?

Ashlee Simpson has a gobby hubby.

And how is Snoop Dogg gonna be the next Johnny Cash?

There's a whole loada dark marital chat surrounding Madonna at the mo.

The singer and her man Guy Ritchie have given two fingers to the strife rumblings, with their latest united outing.

Why's gorge actress Jaime Murray getting bloodthirsty?

And who's the latest artist to be linked to the new Bond soundtrack?

Guess who's jetting into Glastonbury?

And what's Agyness Deyn landed?

Billie Piper's game for seduction three times over.

While The Apprentice's Raef Bjayou springs a surprise on us.

It's what we've been waiting for - all the stars partying together.

The glamour we've been hoping for all week materialised at the Amfar Cinema Against Aids benefit.

Fret not if you're stuck in Blighty, everything you need is right here.

Madonna seems to have left her bra at home and Sharon Stone's working the red rug to the max.