Mariah Carey

She's a diva who's topped the US charts with her 18th single to reach number one.

And Mariah's demands just keep on coming.

We hope these folk have their stylists on speed dial.

Because the likes of Alesha Dixon and Mariah Carey haven't shone in the fashion stakes.

Steady yourselves - Mariah Carey has come to town.

So how has she taken to Blighty?

Our LA chicks know what Kim Cattrall's been up to.

They've been keeping an eye on all our famous friends and are down with the Hollywood news.

It’s not often you get a celeb admitting to their weak spots.

But Mariah Carey is more than happy to lift her hands up.

Mariah Carey is a bit of a whizz when it comes to blasting out a tune.

But has the warbler got a maternal vibe to her?

Here at Showbiz HQ we love Mariah Carey.

So we're fully supportive of her ever-changing bod - curves or no curves...

We hope that those buttons are sewn on with reinforced thread.

They look like they may need some extra help staying put.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

Remember this rhyme?

Mariah Carey's denied reports she said something mean about Jennifer Lopez.

To quote MC, she's said it's all just a case of "Two strong women being pitted against each other."

Last time we looked, Mariah Carey was on the bleaker side of 35.

But, shhh don't tell anyone - in her mind, she's still 15.

Now there was us thinking that Jade Goody and Jack Tweed were all coupled up again.

But we reckon Jack should watch his back, there's a new chap in town.

Stars can be oh so demanding when they prepare to perform.

Mariah Carey and J.

It's the final frontier for Beverley Trotman.

Yup, it's tears all round as her X Factor time is up.

Name: Confucius Claude Love.

Title: Body Language 'Pert.