Mary-Kate Olsen

Watch Mary-Kate Olsen out in Miami with a giant feather in her cap.

MK shows off her weird headgear as she's bundled out of her car by about a million minders.

Put the champagne back in the fridge and the booties back in the bottom drawer...

It turns out Mary-Kate Olsen is not in the family way.

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen trotted out to promote their new book in NYC.

But then the tale takes an unpleasant twist.

When seen alone, or next to her sister, it's hard to tell how petite Mary-Kate Olsen really is.

But watch her leaving a Radiohead concert alongside a bunch of chaps and you'll see she's teensy.

Sometimes, celebs just can't be bothered.

Not for them the long gowns and glad rags.

The drama with Mary-Kate Olsen and the Heath Ledger case is...

Over and out, Roger that.

There's banter about Mary-Kate Olsen and her late friend Heath Ledger.

MK's lawyer has released a statement on the matter.

Q: What's Mischa Barton's fave tv show?

A: Dynasty - there can be no other reason for this get-up.

Even Mary-Kate Olsen has her less than glamorous moments.

She looks like a mini homage to Kurt Cobain as she dashes for her limo.

Happy 4th July from La-la Land - we've got all the Independence Day goss for you.

How much do the stars get paid to trot the red carpet?

Someone's landed themselves in a dollop of verbal bother.

They called Mary-Kate Olsen the "less cute twin."

Mary-Kate Olsen's a girl about town.

But can she work it under pap pressure?

Hot and sweaty trews are not only the domain of ageing rockers.

Even sexy, young things give them a whirl from time to time.

Mary-Kate Olsen is defo her own person.

However, you can't ignore the fact that there's another wondering around who looks just like her - her twin Ashley.

There's one thing that we hold close to our hearts in the Showbiz Shed.

That, dears, is our shoes.