Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton is having a downer.

Someone's got her disgruntled - but who?

Mischa Barton's family is in crisis.

And she's angry at the way it's been dealt with.

Someone is having a good ol' scratch of a private part.

And unluckily for them, they're being followed by a pap.

Mischa Barton has joined a not so exclusive Hollywood club...

She's been arrested for DUI - which is drink driving to us on this side of the pond.

It's a tough concept, working.

One Mischa Barton really struggled in coming to terms with.

Don't get cross thinking we're misleading you.

We actually thought this was Mischa Barton's older relli.

Kimberly Stewart has lead a party-fuelled lifestyle.

But has she jacked it all in now?

The Showbiz Shed feels the need to pull a Trinny and Susannah.

And rifle through Mischa Barton's wardrobe to rid it of the bad and ugly.

There's no business like Showbusiness.

There's no business we know...

It's a comment that'll get the fashion front row spluttering into their cavernous Chloe totes.

Rachel Zoe reckons she's got more style clout than Vogue head honcho Anna Wintour.

It appears that Hollywood is empty.

There must be tumbleweed blowing down Sunset Boulevard.

Blimey, well, we never thought we'd be rapping this lass over the fashion knuckles.

But this shiny number deserves a telling off, or two.

Demi Moore is always in fine form.

Wanna know how she does it?

She's a super mom, a super wife, a superstar.

But can Katie Holmes now add the word superhero to that list?

Mischa Barton has gone over to the dark side.

Yes, she's joined the BB.