Nicollette Sheridan

Dear Nicollette Sheridan,.

We are writing to inform you that you have been placed in our Triangle Of Shame shortlist. More

It seems it's not just Victoria Beckham who hearts Eva Longoria.

Another star felt the need to point that, well, point out too. More

We agree that long locks look ever so pretty.

But you do also run the risk of it all going so terribly wrong. More

Oops-a-daisy.

Somebody pass this lady the tit tape. More

The sun's sizzling, and the waves a perfect blue...

And boy, oh boy, Nicollette Sheridan, do we see you. More

The ladies of Wisteria Lane are taking a stand.

Desperate to make their point, Felicity Huffman and Nicollette Sheridan joined the picket line with their billboards. More

Four women, all working together...

Surely that's a recipe for arguments and bust-ups? More

Some things make us a little green with envy.

This body is one of them. More

Looks like third time's the charm for Rod Stewart.

The rocker has tied the knot with his fiancee Penny Lancaster. More

We already worship at the temple of Miss Church, and now she's cinched it.

Charlotte has achieved full goddess status in our eyes, after her turn at the Glamour Awards. More

It has been ten months since Desperate Housewives starlet Nicollette Sheridan got engaged to crooner Michael Bolton...

But don't expect to hear wedding bells anytime soon. More

It has been a big year for engagements and weddings in Celebville.

And it wasn't all about Tom and Katie... More

We're a little worried we're becoming prudes tucked up here in the Showbiz Shed.

Because, frankly, it seems we're easily shocked. More

The Wisteria Lane housewives may soon have to worry about more than just desperation.

One of their residents is fast catching up with them in the sexy stakes. More

Sometimes it's a bit annoying that our bottoms are behind us.

Particularly when we want to check whether our butts look good in some new jeans. More