Orlando Bloom

At last, we have photographic evidence.

Orlando Bloom's heart is still (just) within our grasp.

What would you give to get your mitts on Orlando Bloom?

This is something we have pondered long and hard but it seems we've missed a trick.

Miranda Kerr is many a man's perfect woman.

But only Orlando Bloom found the way to her heart.

So how would you fancy revving your engines alongside Orlando Bloom?

Miranda Kerr does - and frankly we don't blame her, even if we had thought that their relationship had gone bust.

Check out Orlando Bloom's new hairdo.

He's taken the plunge and lopped off his dark mass of locks - but does the gamble always pay off?

OK, if this is true, somebody is making a mahoosive mistake.

Not that we care.

Some gals have all the luck.

Like Miranda Kerr.

Save the effort, ladies.

Orlando Bloom is very much smitten.

Orlando Bloom got covered in slime, while Cameron Diaz and Miley Ray Cyrus won big.

It all went down at the 21st Annual Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards.

We've got snaps of Orlando Bloom's gal showing off her smoking bod.

That's right, it's Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr hitting the runway in a bikini.

The champagne's been popped and the gold men have new owners.

But that doesn't mean the Oscar gossip has calmed down.

So we got, like, way overexcited at pics of Emma Watson and Johnny Borrell together last week.

But boo, hiss - the lady herself says that they's nothing in them.

All the good fish in the celeb sea are taken, right?

Oh so wrong, there are still some great catches left to hook.

While most of Celebville flocked to Blighty for the Baftas...

It was Daniel Day-Lewis, Marion Cotillard and Atonement who won big.

Somebody has told the world something about Orlando Bloom.

But it's OK, he apparently won't mind.