Orlando Bloom

OK, if this is true, somebody is making a mahoosive mistake.

Not that we care. More

Some gals have all the luck.

Like Miranda Kerr. More

Save the effort, ladies.

Orlando Bloom is very much smitten. More

Orlando Bloom got covered in slime, while Cameron Diaz and Miley Ray Cyrus won big.

It all went down at the 21st Annual Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards. More

We've got snaps of Orlando Bloom's gal showing off her smoking bod.

That's right, it's Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr hitting the runway in a bikini. More

The champagne's been popped and the gold men have new owners.

But that doesn't mean the Oscar gossip has calmed down. More

So we got, like, way overexcited at pics of Emma Watson and Johnny Borrell together last week.

But boo, hiss - the lady herself says that they's nothing in them. More

All the good fish in the celeb sea are taken, right?

Oh so wrong, there are still some great catches left to hook. More

While most of Celebville flocked to Blighty for the Baftas...

It was Daniel Day-Lewis, Marion Cotillard and Atonement who won big. More

Somebody has told the world something about Orlando Bloom.

But it's OK, he apparently won't mind. More

Forget the Oscars for a mo.

The Razzie nominations are out and Lindsay Lohan's a fave in the nominations dept. More

There are some famous fellas we're all meant to fancy.

But we just can't bring ourselves to do it. More

Wouldn't Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston...

Make a perfect pairing? More

Oh dear.

Is Orlando Bloom in a rather, erm, dark mood? More

Name: Lisa .

Position: Journalist . More