Peter Andre

Jordan's splashed out on a brand new pad in Surrey.

It may be a former nursing home, but it's defo rather swanky.

It's not great news in the world of Jordan.

We imagine she won't be too happy with the latest turn of events.

All huddle around Agyness Deyn.

She's got something to spill.

The holiday season has begun.

And as usual, certain stars are being a little OTT.

Today Jordan will be blowing something...

It's candles, you filthy lot - the lady has hit the big three-oh.

So, who would you rather: David and Victoria Beckham?

Or Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt?

Peter Andre may be working it on the peroxide hair front.

But he's not been so lucky as far as driving is concerned.

They say gentlemen prefer blondes.

But this fella obviously prefers being blond himself.

If you've just eaten, this may be a bit much to stomach.

Someone's had an accidental show of bits that are not normally on display.

Good morning and welcome to your flight to Celebville...

Your pilot today is Jordan.

On the surface she appears a successful and happily married woman.

But Jordan's disclosed some darker times.

So, she's been to Los Angeles to have her boobs, nose and teeth done.

But Jordan being Jordan is not stopping there.

It's a case of do bears poop in the wood to see Jordan and Peter Andre lapping up the cameras as they arrive at Brisbane airport in Australia.

But we are surprised to see their little girl, Princess Tiaamii, at ease with the paps.

Mwah, thsssp, rwaaahyy.

That's baby speak, btw.

Somebody is giving Sonic The Hedgehog a run for his money.

But he's not gone for a blue hue, instead choosing to reach for the bleach.