Peter Andre

Jordan and Peter Andre are out to smash the rocky relationship rumours.

We might be more convinced if Jordan actually shut her eyes during this graphic tongue twizzler.

Jordan is taking to the States like a duck to water.

And not surprisingly the folk out there seem to warm to her too.

Jordan's splashed out on a brand new pad in Surrey.

It may be a former nursing home, but it's defo rather swanky.

Today Jordan will be blowing something...

It's candles, you filthy lot - the lady has hit the big three-oh.

It's a case of do bears poop in the wood to see Jordan and Peter Andre lapping up the cameras as they arrive at Brisbane airport in Australia.

But we are surprised to see their little girl, Princess Tiaamii, at ease with the paps.

Jordan isn't just familiar with bad fashion, she's made a kinda art out of it.

From the hilarious to the fantastical to the downright shocking...

Whether they're painting the town red in head-to-toe glamour or slopping around in their trackies, Jordan and hubby Peter always look co-ordinated.

Don't believe us?

Jordan's hubby, Peter Andre has said that he thinks his missus has got too thin.

He'd prefer it if Jordan - real name Katie Price - would indulge in a bit of junk food and put on a few pounds...

In a world of war, fear and conflict these pics of Jordan could be the perfect antidote.

Or, if you are a bit more on the cynical side, that might bring your breakfast back up.