Pink

Will Jamie Lynn Spears' nipper like playing with Action Man and cars...

Or should she be stocking up on dolls and all things pink?

Good morning and welcome to your flight to Celebville...

Your pilot today is Jordan.

Fret not dads, we love you millions too.

Mother's Day is now behind us, so we're having some quality papa time...

Splitsville has two new celebrity residents.

In the form of singer Pink and her hubby, Carey Hart.

Ready to see Lindsay Lohan like never before?

Because she's bared a whole lotta skin, and then some, in a photo shoot.

Alpha, roger, bravo... no, these aren't name suggestions for Jennifer Lopez's unborn sprog(s).

There are just some parts of our kiddiehood that we simply don't want to let go of.

Our soft spot for the Mr Men and Little Misses is one of them.

We still have a soft spot for Brittany Murphy.

And we were tickled pink to see that she's out and about once again.

Paris Hilton likes to live the high life.

Glam gowns, sun worshipping, manicures and a whole lotta bling, par example.

No one quite knows whether the biggest bash in the showbiz calendar is actually going to happen...

But that doesn't mean the Oscar nominations can't be announced.

Talk about a flashback.

Do you know this lady?

Natalie Pinkham was the latest Dancing On Ice star to skate her way bye-bye at the weekend.

Her exit followed a "disappointing" performance.

We agree that long locks look ever so pretty.

But you do also run the risk of it all going so terribly wrong.

Eeww.

Talk about getting soaked...

This lady has something to say.

But just who is she telling to go away?