Salma Hayek

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One wedding is perfectly acceptable in the real world...

But in Celebville it simply won't do.

Talk about a Valentine's surprise.

Salma Hayek's thrown one our way for sure.

Salma Hayek's one generous lady...

She's lent her very special assets to a good cause.

Is Salma Hayek having a tantrum?

She looks as if she's throwing all her toys out of the cot at an event last night in NYC.

Salma Hayek is a bit of an Angelina Jolie.

The Mexican-born actress has turned her attention to a very charitable cause.

Some people just have it.

And this week, these celebrities have been hand-picked as bastions of style.

This A-lister's a bit behind on her Halloween costume.

She's stepping out in a Bride of Frankenstein number to the swanky Hollywood Domino Tournament in New York.

Oh the hilarity - you can't beat a bit of crossed wires for a giggle.

Ain't that right, Salma Hayek?

Salma Hayek has spun us a merry dance of confusion.

She's been spotted out getting cosy with her ex.

And another one bites the dust...

A Hollywood engagement, that is.

Salma Hayek has said before that she didn't think she'd get married.

But now we wonder if she's still on that wavelength.

Fret not if you're stuck in Blighty, everything you need is right here.

Madonna seems to have left her bra at home and Sharon Stone's working the red rug to the max.

Pass us the Spanx, we're going in.

These celebs take it to the extreme when it comes to clingy creations.

Get ready for heavenly greeney like you've never seen before.

And we're not talking foilage, but rather frockage as worn by starlets like Salma Hayek.

New mum Salma Hayek has been keeping a small secret.

And now she's let it all come gurgling out.

Salma Hayek has got heself involved in some dirty business.

But it's all in aid of a good cause.

Meet the newest celeb tot on the block.

She's two-month-old Valentina Pinault.

Ever wondered what it's like to bed Salma Hayek?

Or perhaps blue-eyed boy Eric Mabius is more your cup of tea.

If you look up into the sky you may just see a Showbiz stork returning to its nest.

It's just made a drop-off.

Salma Hayek has the bubba stork circling just over head.

But don't expect everything else in her life to come to a grinding halt when that bird finally lands.

What an exciting time for Salma Hayek...

She's freshly pregnant and engaged.

Salma Hayek is going to be one yummy mummy.

The actress has revealed she's preggers with her first child.

Not many people own boobs this fab.

But Salma Hayek is known for her great bosoms.

Salma Hayek narrowly escaped what could have been a deadly situation...

And it's all thanks to her dog, Diva.

We're a fan of the bosom here in the Showbiz Shed.

Especially those of the genuine variety.